Wednesday, March 2, 2011

#13, #14, #15, #16, #17

If people yell at you for reading while walking up/down the staircase because you're slowing everyone down.

If you boast about the fact you're color blind.

If you talk about Facebook all day, every day, non-stop.

If you talk about a pizza joint in California that no one knows about but you.

If you read during lunch.

-Ryan

Friday, February 25, 2011

#7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12

If you get in trouble for reading the science book in the middle of class.

If you understand the differences between separate mechanical pencils.

If you won the Advisory spelling bee when everyone else in your class is Asian.

If you laugh when someone farts - and that "someone" is you.

If burping contests seem like no fun. Trust me, coming from a non-nerd, they are.

If you don't understand text messaging.

-Ryan

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6

If you're reading and walking at the same time.

If you wear your lunchbox cross-body all day, everyday.

If you carry your binder with the handle.

If you suck at the game Matball.

If you get mad when you only get a one hundred on your algebra test because you missed the extra credit.

If your hair sticks up in the back.

-Ryan